Never try to teach a pig to sing!

**gus danger** · December 17th, 2005, 09:12 PM

<center>It wastes your time

& annoys the pig!

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**ellanoize** · December 19th, 2005, 03:50 AM

But eventually you will find one that sings, but only does Pat Boone Cover songs

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**The Lady Belle** · December 22nd, 2005, 03:26 AM

La La Laaaaaa...

**gus danger** · December 22nd, 2005, 01:47 PM

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**gus danger** · December 23rd, 2005, 02:46 AM

Everywhere their's lots piggies living piggy lives.
You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives.
Clutching forks and knives
to eat their bacon!
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Gus

<center>RIP GH</center>

**ellanoize** · December 23rd, 2005, 04:27 PM

Check this silliness out, It is a Cd of Pot Belly Pigs Grunting your favorite Christmas tunes.

a sample can be heard on their SITE

**gus danger** · December 26th, 2005, 03:05 PM

Just to point out the obvious...all of these singing pigs are cartoon pigs, so I think my advice about not trying to teach a pig to sing is still sound, in that it really does waste your time trying to teach a real pig to sing AND it really does annoy a real pig!
I don't think, even Arnold Ziffle could carry a tune if his life depended on it. Oh sure, he had many talents but I don't recall singing being one of them!

Well, I don't want to be a boar by going on and on and on about the difference between teaching a real pig and a cartoon pig to sing but I did want to mention it, just in case the obviousness of the matter had eluded you in one way and/or the other.

I do love singing cartoon pigs a lot so keep 'em coming. Meanwhile, I'll try one more time to teach a real pig to sing just to make sure!
Call me pig-headed!
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Gus

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